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Lord Of The Rings (All 3 Movies and Books)
Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts
you.
Frodo: What do you want?
Aragorn little more caution
from you, that is no trinket you carry.
Frodo: I carry nothing.
Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave
him Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
Elrond: Nine companions, so be it. You shall be the Fellowship
of the Ring.
Pippin: Great. Where are we going?
Galadriel: In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful
and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf
Arowen: IF YOU WANT HIM, COME AND CLAIM HIM!!
Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.
Pippen: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
[In low voice]
Pippin: I'm getting one.
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
*apple fall and merry catches it and gives it to pippin*
*another apple falls and hits pippin on the head*
Bilbo: m old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning
to feel it in my heart. I feel thin... sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very
long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.
Frodo: Your late
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. He arrives
precisly when he wants to.
Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should
like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Sam: haven't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I
was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this
sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip
Gandalf: Fool of a took!
Bilbo: ... it's mine... my own... my precious...
Sam: This is it.
Frodo: This is what?
Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
Frodo: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the
road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."
Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.
Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.
Sam: Shortcut to what?
Pippin: Mushrooms.
Merry: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple
of carrots.
Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and... and... the mushrooms, the week before.
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over-reacting. Run.
Merry and Pippin are leading the orcs away from
Frodo]
Pippin: It's working.
Merry: I know it's working. Run.
Frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like
wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
Frodo: What news of the outside world? Tell me everything.
Gandalf: Everything? You are far too eager and curious for a hobbit. Most unnatural
Frodo: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well
thought of.
Gandalf: Indeed?
Frodo: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge
out of the door.
Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Sam: Hey. Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me.
Elrond: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
"One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring
to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."
Gimli: Legolas! Two already!
Legolas: I'm on seventeen
Frodo: Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?
Gandalf: Left.
Frodo: They're going to the harbor beyond the White Towers.
To the Grey Havens.
Sam: They're leaving Middle-earth.
Frodo: Never to return.
Sam: I don't know why - it makes me sad.
Gimli: Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
Gandalf: Yes, Gimli, their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten.
Legolas: Why doesn't that surprise me?
Smeagol: ...and take it for ME.
Gollum: For us.
Smeagol: I meant for us
Gandolf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean, Frodo?
Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me.
Sam: You don't mean that. You can't leave.
Sam: Then let us be rid of it. I can't carry it for you,
but I can carry you.
Sam: "A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins, and The Lord of the
Rings by Frodo Baggins." You've finished it
Frodo: Not quite, there's room for a little more
Gollum: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepies. We must go,
yeeees, we must go at once.
Sam: Haven't you had any sleep, Mr. Frodo?"
[Frodo shakes his head]
Sam: "I've gone and had too much... it must be getting late.
Frodo: No, it's not. It's not midday, yet. The days are growing darker.
Gollum: We must go.
Sam: Not until Mr. Frodo has had something to eat.
Gollum: No time to lose, silly.
Sam: [Gives Frodo lembas bread] Here, eat this.
Frodo: What about you?
Sam: I'm not hungry. Leastways, not for lembas bread.
Frodo: Sam...
Sam: Alright... we don't have that much left. You go ahead and eat that, Mr. Frodo. I've rationed it... there should be enough
left.
Frodo: For what?
Sam: The journey home.
Frodo: I need you on my side.
Sam: I'm on your side Mr Frodo.
Frodo: I know you are Sam.
Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
Eowyn: I am no man.
As he kills the three Orcs guarding Frodo]
Sam: That's for Frodo. That's for the Shire. And that's for my old Gaffer.
Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What
are we waiting for?
[Merry gives Pippin a tobacco pouch at their
parting]
Pippin: The last of the Longbottom leaf?
Merry: I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip.
Sam: What're you doing? Sneaking around are you?
Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit always so polite. Smeagol leads them to secret places that no one else can find, and they
say sneak. Sneak? Oh very nice, friend, oh yes Precious, very nice.
Sam: Alright already. You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking...
Pippin: I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon after a
hard day's work.
Merry: Only, you've never done a hard day's work.
Merry: Welcome, my lords, to Isengard.
Gimli: A merry hunt you've led us on. And now we find you here feasting and... smoking.
Pippin: We are sitting on a field of victory enjoying a few well-earned comforts. The salted pork is particularly good.
Gimli: Salted pork?
[Merry blows a giant smoke ring]
Gandalf: [rolls eyes and sighs] Hobbits.
Merry: We're on orders from Treebeard, who has taken over Isengard.
Pippin: [Singing To Denethor] Home is behind
the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread, through shadow, to the edge of night, till the stars are all alight. Mist
and shadow, cloud and shade. All shall fade, all shall... fade.
Frodo: How do you pick up the threads of an old life?
How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand there *is* no going back? There are some things time cannot mend.
Some hurts that go too deep that have taken hold.
Frodo: You
cannot always be torn in two, Sam. You must be one and a whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy, and to be, and to
do.
Frodo: You can't help me anymore.
Sam: You can't mean that.
Frodo: Go home.
Pippin: So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position.
I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting. Do they?
Gandalf: You're in the service of the steward now. You're going to have to do as you're told, Peregrin Took, guard of the Citadel.
Gorbag advances towards Frodo with a knife]
Gorbag: I'm gonna bleed you like a stuck pig.
[Gorbag is stabbed from behind by Sam]
Sam: Not if I stick you first.
Bilbo: Tell me again... where are we going?
Frodo: To the harbor, Bilbo. The elves have accorded you a high honor; a place on the last ship to leave Middle Earth.
Bilbo: Any chance of me seeing that old ring again? Hmm? The one I gave you?
Frodo: I'm sorry, Bilbo... I'm afraid I lost it.
Bilbo: Oh... pity. I should have liked to have held it one last time.
Gollum: [singing] Pretty little fly. Why
does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon he'll be... eaten.
Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.
Legolas: in Elvish] You're late.
[in
English]
Legolas: You look terrible.
Gollum: [to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf.
Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
Eomer: [dismounts] I would cut off your
head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Frodo: I can't do this Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The
ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because
how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's
only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out
the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why.
But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they
didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.
Gollum:What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
Frodo: [turns around] What?
Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'yes, that's one of my favorite
stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying alot.'
Frodo: [continue walking] You left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about
Sam.
[Frodo stops and turns to Sam]
Frodo: Frodo wouldn't got far without Sam.
Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious.
Frodo: So was I.
[they continue to walk]
Sam: Samwise the Brave...
Gimli: Bring your pretty face to my axe.
Sam: You know I don't usually hold with foreign food, but
this Elvish stuff - it's not bad.
Frodo: Nothing dampens your spirits Sam.
Sam: [looks at the nearing rain clouds] Those rain clouds might.
Gimli: What's happening out there?
Legolas: Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to go find you a box
Legolas: Final count - 42.
Gimli: 42? That's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43.
[Legolas shoots
the orc that Gimli is sitting on]
Legolas: 43
Gimli: He was already dead.
Legolas: He was twitching
Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system.
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