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Pheobe's Songs
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Here is Pheobe's songs have fun looking at it hehe
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Phoebe's Songs |
Smelly Cat
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding
you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their
favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What
are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault
Love
Love is sweet as summer showers
Love
is a wondrous work of art
But your love, oh, your love
Is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart
A Few of
My Favorite Things
Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens
Bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens
la
la la la la la something with string....
Blackout
New York City has no power
The milk is getting sour
But
to me that is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy
My Mother's Ashes
My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes
Are
resting in a little yellow jar
And sometimes when it's breezy
Or when I'm feeling sneezy
And now I...
They
Found Their Bodies
And they found their bodies the very next day
They found their bodies the very next day
Children
They're
tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up to resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you
don't know why
You cry and you cry and you cry
Shower Song
I'm in the shower and I'm singing a song
Stop
me if you've heard it
My skin is all soapy and my hair is all wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget
Lather,
rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
[pause]
As needed!
Stephanie
Stephanie
knows all the chords!
Terry's a Jerk
Terry's a jerk!
He won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
(...)
And you're all invited to bite me!!!!!!
When I Sing
When I sing, I sing for me
I don't need your charity
Double Jointed Boy
He was a double, double, double jointed boy
Bisexuals
Sometimes men love women
Sometimes
men love men
And then there are bisexuals
But some just think they're kidding themselves
Animal Song
The
cow in the meadow goes moo
The cow in the meadow goes moo
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him all up
And that's how we get hamburgers
Nooowwwww chickens!
Grandma
Now your Grandma's a person you really like
She bought you a train and a big shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And the last time you
saw her she seemed a lot thinner
Your parents they said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and someday you
will too
That's Another Thing You Don't Wanna Do
There'll be times when you're older
When you'll want to sleep
with people
Just to make them like you...
But don't!
Cause that's another thing you don't wanno do
That's another
thing you don't wanna do
Love Song
You don't have to be awake to be my man
Long as you have brainwaves
I'll
be there to hold your hand
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say...
Two of
Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl let's call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
I can't stress this
point too strongly
But this story isn't real
(...)
Now our Neil must decide
Who is the girl he casts aside
Is
Betty the girl he loves truly
Or is it the girl we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even
though I made him up he must decide
Suicide and A Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How
was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
Christmas Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's
lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard
it yet so don't sing along
No, don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanuckkah
Saw Santa Claus, said
hello to Ross
Please tell Joey that Christmas will be snoooowwwwwyyyyy!!!
And Rachel and Chandler [mumbles something]
glandler!
Dumb Drunken Bitch
... dumb drunken bitch!!!!!
Sticky Shoes
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always
make me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll...avoid the...piiiilllle!
Crazy Underwear
Crazy
underwear, creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear, always in a rut
Crazy underwear...
Jingle Bitch
Jingle
bitch screwed my over
Go to hell, jingle whore
Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell
66 Colors of My Bedroom
...fuschia
and mauve
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom
Crusty Old Man
And a crusty old man said, "I'll do what I can"
And
the rest of the rats played maracas
Fetus Song
Are you in there, little fetus?
In nine months will you greet
us?
I will buy you some Adidas.
My Sticky Shoe
My sticky shoe
My sticky, sticky shoe
Why you stick on
me, ba-a-by?
Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading
Parading down the street
Parading goats are parading
Leaving little treats
Papier Mache
[three snaps]
I'm still waiting for my papier mache man
Tiny
Tarzan
Little tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair
Swinging with the greatest of ease
Little Black Curly Hair
I found you in my bed!
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery
Little black curly hair
Little black
curly hair
Little black curly hair
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly
hair
Chandler
The first time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay
But here I am singing
On his wedding
day!
Who's Gonna Perform the Ceremony
Who's gonna perform the ceremony?
Who's gonna perform the ceremony?
Whenever
I Get Married
Whenever I get married
Guess who I won't ask to sing
Somebody named Geller
And somebody else
named Bing!!!
Song She Sang At Night to Bother C+M
You thought Phoebe would leave
But she stayed and stayed
That's right, here all night
And Chandler probably won't get ---
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