Please wait...
I can't think of a good away message.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge,
and GET OVER IT.
If I were here, I'd tell you where I am. But I'm not, so
ask me when I return...
Please leave a message and make me feel even more important
than I already am.
Hello %n, you have IMed (your name), I am not here to receive
your IM so if you would please leave your name, phone number, and a brief message at the end of this, I would be more than
happy to get back to you.
Hey I'll be back in 5 minutes and if I'm not... wait longer.
I'm away... hence the "Away Message."
I am spinning in my computer chair.
Me no here.
Me go bye.
Leave me message.
Me reply.
You know the drill, you leave a message, and I'll ignore
it.
Yeah, I'm playing a game which signifies that I'm really
bored.
Chaos, panic, and disorder - My work here is done
Hello. I'm not here. I'm at the __________. So leave a message,
and __________. Bye.
Don't go away! I'll be right back at the next commercial
break.
Sometimes my mom says if you sit too close to the TV your
eyes will go bad. So I decided since my eyes are already bad sitting too close to the TV will make them better.
Exercise is good for you so that's what I'm doing. I'm walking
from the computer to the TV.
