Hello, you have reached
the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved,
your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
Hello. You have reached
the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave
a message.
If you want to know where
I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
How do you keep an idiot
in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Right now I'm having amnesia
and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of
people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?
If life gives you lemons,
throw them at some one!
If con is the opposite
of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
I'm right 90% of the time,
so why worry about the other 3%?
I am nobody. Nobody is
perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I'll be back before you
can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
Don't you hate it when
people leave away messages that don't tell where
they are or when they'll
be back?
Hi, this is No One, and
No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon
Please hold for the next
available representative... that would be me, but I am not here so please continue to hold.
