If they say TV's
so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Have you ever noticed that
anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?
While I'm away, ponder
this: Which came first, the mom or the child? The tree or the seed? The chicken or the egg?
If one sychronized swimmer
drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
But I ask, if I think not,
am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
You don't have to be faster
than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Three wrongs don't make
a right but three lefts do.
Don't bother me. I'm busy
planning to be spontaneous.
He who laughs last thinks
slowest.
I can't talk on the computer
now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but
I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean,
like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
The statement below is
false.
The statement above is true.
Which statment is correct?
What is a free gift? Aren't
all gifts free?
What's better... a lie
that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
While I am away, I want
you to figure this out.
~What walks on one leg in the morning?
~What walks on two legs in the afternoon?
~What walks
on three legs at night?
IF TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY
OF HTE REST OF OUR LIVES... WHAT THE HELL WAS YESTERDAY??
It's ok to kiss a fool.
It's
ok to let a fool kiss you.
But never let a kiss fool you.
We're designed to do what
we do do, and what we do do, we do well. Do you? I do. Oh, you do too, do you?
Why in the game of Sorry
do they have Spanish instructions... yet no Spanish playing cards?
